TRUMP WINS!

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THE YEAR IS 2025

Trump has declared himself Emperor. The world is in chaos.

You are Mamdani, the last intellectual.
You must run. You must survive.
Collect food stamps to pay your taxes.
Avoid the alcohol. Avoid the temptation.

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

HOW TO PLAY

CONTROLS

⬆️ JUMP (Arrow Up / W / Space / Swipe Up)
⬇️ SLIDE (Arrow Down / S / Swipe Down)
⬅️ LEFT (Arrow Left / A / Swipe Left)
➡️ RIGHT (Arrow Right / D / Swipe Right)

OBJECTIVES

🏃 RUN as far as possible to escape Trump!
💰 COLLECT FOOD STAMPS for score (but beware of 50% taxes!)
🚧 AVOID OBSTACLES (Taxis, Protestors, Scaffolds)
🍺 AVOID ALCOHOL (Alcohol is Haram!)

POWER-UPS

😷 COVID MASK: Protects from one hit.
🍉 KAFIYEH: Temporary invincibility.
🌈 RAINBOW: Magnet for food stamps.

MAMDANI RUN